We Both Reached for the Sherlock

retrogradeworks:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

NOBODY MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying
stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:
and-then-theres-haley:

toastedpopsicle:



CAT NEST
CAT NEST
CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.
CAT. NEST.

and-then-theres-haley:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

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ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

fallontonight:

bella-barton:

fallontonight:

Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

i’m dying now

His daughter definitely has a future in acting or becoming a princess with powers! 

spagka:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

this is actually the worst

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other